me… the AMAD

the kompressor

after few days driving this babe; i’m soooooo attached with it.. however it still doesn’t jeoperdised my utter passion for the UDM though.i luv its smoothness, its responsive and above all its ‘selesa-ness’

dad, (or rather mum…) if u happen to read this blog, since my birthday is around the corner…. can i keep this babe… plzzzz

you can take my SLK… kita tukar ekkkkkk

however

as i was driving around an unfamiliar indsutrial area yesterday; and i was calling calling the person for instructions. it was right after the bend… the they were, looking and sort of smiling at me…cheh. police radio car.he waved for me to stop.lets assign him encik pistol

wind down the window

encik… u dah buat dua kesalahan. no seat belt and using handphone while driving (translated from utara slang) encik pistol uttered.looking fierce.

mintak lesen

as i bagi my ic…

ini IC saya nak lesen (his tone get more harsh)

and i calmly replied with a smile… yer la encik.lesen saya skali ngan ic. (he obviously new and he didnt bring the card reader) encik pistol ni looks very young.maybe he just grad from the academy.

ni awak dah buat dua kesalahan….macamana? dua dua ni kalau saya saman…rm600 tau. dan awak kena bayar kat balai xxxx. and bla bla bla

i guess its their standard script.

i replied with a standard innocent answer oso….. habis tu macamana encik

cut the sory short he ‘politely’ request xx amount of u know what

i said while show him inside my wallet… encik saya ada rm20 jer ni.nak bayar toll.nak pegi ambik boss kat airport.saya dah lambat ni.tadi boss yang telepon.mintak maafla encik..saya takder wang.saya driver jer…..

he mumbles and eventually let me go!!!!

ngeh ngeh ngeh

moral of story

no 1: i have the habit of stacking all my cash at other places/pockets while drivin.just leave a few bucks in the wallet.and above situations save my day hehehehehe. infact, i’ve off the hook using that tactic,many many  times oledi. its not that i’m encouraging these ‘pay to go’ kind of things…. but life is just like that….. not all of them are bad;but there were some!

no 2: DO I LOOK LIKE A DRIVER? (AMAD)  CHEEEZZZZ…….

errrrr dad,you can take back the car.the power window button is too small to my liking……

sheila majid nevver sounds sooo good after that

slk ? small little kenari

4 Responses to “me… the AMAD”

  1. “i said while show him inside my wallet… encik saya ada rm20 jer ni.nak bayar toll.nak pegi ambik boss kat airport.saya dah lambat ni.tadi boss yang telepon.mintak maafla encik..saya takder wang.saya driver jer…..

    he mumbles and eventually let me go!!!!”

    Bagus! Bagus! Boleh gunapakai ide tu..hik hik hik

  2. abanglong ni auta kuat !

  3. abanglong Says:

    hahahaha waliz…. nak idop beb

  4. ale – hahaha silakan

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