sulongs day… a proposal

i got read a lot of mothers day messages. but this one that arrived in my mail i think is one of the best….🙂

 

 

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING….
“You are going to get it when we get home!”


My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”

My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My mother taught me more LOGIC…
“Because I said so, that’s why.”

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”


My Mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You’re just like your father.”

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE…
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION…
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL…
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT…
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY…
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS…
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM….
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

My mother taught me about STAMINA…
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

My mother taught me about WEATHER…
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY…
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE…
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION…
“Stop acting like your father!”

My mother taught me about ENVY…
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

My mother taught me ESP…
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

And last but not least…

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like!”

 

ermm kita dah ada fathers day, mothers day, and so on. abanglong cadangkan agar turut adakan anak sulong’s day, boleh ???? hehehe

10 Responses to “sulongs day… a proposal”

  1. salam ..besar sgt ker pengorbanan anak sulong..anak kedua selalunya yg tersisih out all..ahaks
    Happy mothers day to all mothers out there

  2. chakk abng long

    amboii..lamalak x gi sini.
    tun rindula sama emak.
    tp dia nk dtg lagi 2minggu..
    yuhuuu hepiii

  3. conclusion…kita belajar dari emak kita sejak dari dlm perut lagi..everything…

  4. wahh… bestnya cara ibu Abg Long mengajar… dia tak jalan tangan kan?? Kalau mak Abg Bear takder psikologi2 nih… semua main psekehlogi jer… salah hantam salah hantam … sebab tu Abg Bear besar gini… hahahahahha…

    Hari Beruang Sedunia takder ker??

  5. hahahaha!

    stuju2~

  6. abanglong Says:

    arsaili – weh… anak sulung comes with no owners manual tau ! so everything first time. blajar buat susu, belajar bangun tengah malam. dan macam2 lagi.. hehehehe

    tunteja – oooww… selamat berjuma emak🙂

  7. abanglong Says:

    nash – betul tu. and we will never akan habis belajar dari mereka…

    bear – it wasnt my mak laaa.. benda tu abglong amik dari mailbox kawe🙂 but i like the idea psekehlogi tu !! miahahaha

    hummy – yeaaahhhh hehehe

  8. Farzilah Says:

    setuju…. anak sulung’s day… that will be fun n fun! ngeh ngeh ngeg..

  9. abanglong Says:

    farzilah – yeah.u also first ker?

  10. Farzilah Says:

    yahhhhh… we should have the sulungs’ club kan!

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