aku seorang pelayan
kisah dah amat lama berlaku. masa abanglong was still a student in one of the local U dulu. circa 1994 kot. lum grad lagi.
dok citer citer kisah lama kat the kids. they all punya gelak, sib baik tak choke. decide to share wif you all.. hehe.
masa student, i dok luar; sewa dengan kawan kawan. reasons tak dok hostel/kamsis/dorm/asrama is obvious; foods and freedom. we normally take turn to cook and sometime we all makan kat luar. so one of the day tu we all makan kat bandar baru bangi. simple and murah.
then i need to cuci tangan, sinki was located quite far from our table. and on the way back, ada satu meja yang about 4 girls dah habis makan. tetiba one of the gal wave to me and then cakap abang.. kira. aku tengok kiri tengok kanan and she smiled to me; sweet smile and cakap lagi.. abang, tolong kira.
aku pegi meja they all, dengan selambanya tanya.. err makan apa… hehehe
rasanya they makan nasi goreng, mihun goreng, nasi ayam and lagi satu tak ingat. the drinks was mostly air buah and air suam.
so aku kumat kamitkan mulut kononnya dok mengira dan dengan selamba jawab seratus dua puluh lima ringgit enam puluh sen. kira seratus dua puluh dah lah. diskaun sikit.
miahahahahahahahaha
pucat mukaaaa!!!! dan mula lah mereka bising dan suruh kira balik laa;dan mintak menu laa dan macam macam lagi. sumer muka dah merah, marah dan terkejut…. bising kenapa mahal sangat and they demand item per item punya harga
kecoh kejap hehehehe
then baru la aku cakap; entah lah.. saya bukan kerja sini, awak panggil saya kira saya kira aaa…
wakakakakakakakakakaka.
May 25, 2008 at 2:18 pm
huhuhu.. gile jahat!
October 6, 2011 at 7:37 pm
kira baik la 2 haha
May 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm
ahahahahahahaha!
gamble!
muke ade rupe pekeje restoren ke?
:))
October 29, 2010 at 1:26 pm
ada no phone x?
October 30, 2010 at 12:30 am
roy – hang nak no tepon sapa ????
May 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm
neeza cukup berhati2 bab ni bila pergi makan or kedai2. Neeza pernah gak terkena, orang tanya harga barang kat kedai apa entah.. tak ingat dah.. then neeza terus aje cakap, saya tak kerja kat sini..
terpikir jugak, ‘neeza ni ada rupa pelayan kedai kot’ hahaha!!!
agaknya abanglong pun gitu.. hehehee…
May 26, 2008 at 12:38 am
heehee!!!
May 26, 2008 at 12:20 pm
abglong, sakit perut su gelak!!!!
kahkahkah….lain kali kalo org tanya kat su, su pun nak buat camtu lah!!!!
May 26, 2008 at 8:18 pm
hahahhaaa… kelakar kelakar kelakar… geli hati aku.. ko saja jer nak main kan orang kan Long… hahahaha kalau aku tak sampai ati nak wat cam tu…hahahahha lagi!!!
May 26, 2008 at 9:41 pm
so ..kat situ ker jumpa kak long nyer… :-0
May 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm
hehehe! jahat giler bro kita ni…
Bandar baru bangi?… abglong student UKM ek?… dont tell me that you my senior… oh tidakkkkkkkk…
May 28, 2008 at 11:53 am
kalakau lah bglong…
hehehe…
nape they all suspek abglong kojo situ?:)
May 28, 2008 at 1:30 pm
uiikkk… lama blog ni tak update.. cuti ke abanglong?? bawak comel2 tu balik tranung ke??
May 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
syok nyer dia mengenakan org…hahaha…geli hati baca entri ni…
May 30, 2008 at 11:32 am
erni – hehehehe; aksi spontan beb
hummy – ahaks, pakai jeans, t shirt and cap.. cam waiter la agaknya
neeza – muka playan yg encem hehehehehe
May 30, 2008 at 11:34 am
chen – 🙂
su – hehehe, boleh tengok muka orang panik tahap dewa hahaha. bayangkan makan nasi ayam, mee goreng and such kena seratus lebih hehehehehe
May 30, 2008 at 11:34 am
bear – tak sengaja hehe. aksi spontan 🙂
farzilah – tak semestinya UKM 🙂
May 30, 2008 at 6:36 pm
neeza – balik kg kejap ari tu, ada emergency kecemasan 🙂
nash – thats the other side of me… hehehe
June 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Tempera!!
November 18, 2008 at 12:46 am
hahaha..tak tahan…terpaksa tumpang gelak jugak…hahhaaahhaha
November 18, 2008 at 8:37 am
mak lang tu antara the girls ker ??
November 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm
yanglerni – hehehehe
November 18, 2008 at 12:42 pm
pB – tak. maklong bukan termasuk golongan mereka mereka yang panik itu hahahahaha….. serius. muka pucat ! hahahaha
November 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm
hakhakhak, kikiki. Adus tk abis gelak lg ni. Penah gak org igt promoter shopping compleks klu pki baju putih& sluar itam dulu2.. Tobat tanak pki dh..
November 18, 2008 at 8:08 pm
kahkahkah..
sempoi gile abglong kena kan dorg tuh..
nak pecah usus perut ni gelak la..
alahai,lawak tul la..
p/s:- lain kali buat lagi tau abglong
November 19, 2008 at 10:04 am
hehehehe..!!
sungguh jahat le waiter palsu itu.. ekekeke..
mau tak terkujat.. sampai seratus lebih tu..!
November 19, 2008 at 10:35 am
julia – hehe… its fun. mmg seronot. 🙂
November 19, 2008 at 10:36 am
mikyail – idea spontan…hehehehe
November 19, 2008 at 10:36 am
putu – sib baik waiter tu tak kena siram ngan air sirap hahahahahaha
March 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm
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March 25, 2009 at 11:14 am
serius…
u make me smile…
March 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm
serindit – hehehe. it was fun. really.
July 25, 2013 at 3:40 pm
Jahatnya..ahahahaha