ceti mintak utang
these are some of the excuses my clients talk cock to me when i asked for the payments… read on
the alliens somehow kidnap the documents. DO, INVOICE,GRN and semua documents related to the payments. most of the time it was the documents that i re submitted; certified tru copy; sent by hand!. so need to sent again and have to wait again
engineering tak submit forms
they need to match goods recieve notes from engineering dpt. to match with the invoices. and secara tiba tiba their engineering departments are relocated to antartika which would take twenty eight years to deliver anything.
DO from recieving tak dapat
again, the delivery need to be signed by those recieving ppl which were all tak ada tangan and kaki. so they could not sent the signed documents to accounts.
boss tak sign
boss maybe too miskin to buy a pen to sign the cheque. dakwat pen dah habis so takleh nak sign chek la kaan!!
check dah ready tapi satu signature lagi belum sign
this is a problem when they need two signature on one cheque. one dah sign but the other one tu maybe ikut syed muzafar g holiday kat space.pastu takdek tiket, so kena tunggu next available flight la
boss tak masuk office
the boss might be forgotten the jalan to office. so he tak jumpa his office and tak leh masuk office. tak masuk office maka tak leh sign chek!
cuti boss terlalu banyak. aside from two months leave, he must take another cuti on alternate weekdays. damn busy laa the boss !
documents atas meja boss
maybe meja boss was too crowded with the documents,papers,porno,tenders,spec sheets etc. so he could not use his table anymore.maka dokument payment takleh sign
accounts tak masuk office
maybe their account guys have to work as a security guard at nights, maka bila siang they all penat and tak dapat masuk office.
HQ belum approve
hq had the final say in everthing. they even decide what underwear color u must wear.so if they dont approve means dont approve.
payments in progress
they live in sub zero temperature. so all the pergerakan is damn slow due to kesejukan. nak pass one documents to other department would requires 20 million calories. so lambat la kan
call back next week
this one quite famous. berapa banyak next week they all have i also dont know. next week next week next week
end of the week
they live in a new planet. satu minggu they all bersamaan lima bulan kat earth.
apparently they assigned a courier service based in nigeria which had a storage office in remote area of sudan. so; it would take five months to get a letter from shah alam to puchong.
the accounts ppl must be working hell out of themselves. so they need to cuti on every mondays, teusdays and wednesdays.thursdays and fridays they MC coz they really tired.
cheque book habis
maybe we need to talk to the banks or bank negara should issue a statements to all banks in malaysia. apparently, all banks in malaysia issue a cheque book yang only ada 2 keping cheque. if habis the book, my customers ni need to do a declaration to BPR, kastam, rela, JAWI, penghulu kampung and to get approval dari pemandu teksi in order to apply new cheque books from the banks..
dakwat printer habis
this one, aku nak gelak ada aku nak marah pun ada. time nak print documents utk payment, secara tiba tiba semua printer, network printer,laser printer dekat office tu habis dakwat !!!!
officer dah resign
staff turn over rate is high la. so every ten minutes a new account guy akan start kerja and resigned. dia baru kerja so dia tak tau lagi about past documents.
i’ll call you back
hah! jangan harap. maybe the company prepaid phone dah takdek credit dah.
need to add more ???