16 september

simple sahur

talking talking zero with wife and kids (cakap kosong)

solat subuh.

a glance at wristwatch…

sept 16.

hermmmmm…. i wonders what would happen today!

liwat – dari perspektif kejuruteraan

hehehe. tajuk mmg gah neh. entry ini tidak bertujuan politik kerana abanglong bukan politikus dan tidak memihak kepada mana mana puak yang berbalah itu. its just my thots and its just my point of view….

tadekla.. last nite hujan tapi tadek rejeki so dok baca blog blog lah (emo skit neh… miahahahaha)

first; si epol cakap dia  kena tarok kat bontot. secara paksa for a few times. kita toksah fikir faktor saiz badan, faktor berat badan dan faktor inertia maupun faktor usia… Tuhan jer tau sapa betul sapa salah.

maka dia pegi jumpa doktor and request for checkup

maka si doktor menjalankan tugas dengan profesionalisma seorang doktor. menggunakan alatan and tools yang sesuai dan perfect for the job.

and whe wrote the keputusan pemeriksaan yang tetiba terlepas kedunia web.

i wont comment on the results..

but for me, sex is something about geseran. correct me if i’m wrong. but the impact of geseran/friction between two elements dibantu oleh appropriate lubricants is the main factor yang memberi kenikmatan pada sex. that what i call engineering point of view !

and those friction, somehow akan memberi effect. akan meninggalkan kesan. luka for extreme cases or calar for some cases. itu hukum fizik. cuma mungkin kejadian badan kita too perfect; mungkin kita boleh self healing or something, maka those calar and scratches tak memudaratkan and it will sembuh sendiri.

tapi dalam kes tu, doktor yang bertauliah dan berpengalaman berpuluh tahun dan dibantu oleh alatan moden cakap tadek kesan !!!!

makes me wonders

and the engineer came out with this theory…

we had to believe epol kena liwat sebab dia dah siap sumpah. power tau sumpah sumpah dia tu. mmg dia berani kena laknat kalau dia bohong.

so we had to believe that he kena taruk kat bontot

tapi, kenapa tadek kesan ?

mungkin…. munkin…. mungkin

senapang si peliwat tu bersaiz seperti gambar dibawah ???

size straw minuman ????

i rest my case.

Jangan aku kena ISA udah !

parliament blocked

the radio continuosly annouce the gridlocks in all the access roads to Kuala Lumpur. as i had arranged a 4pm appointment with the arabs office which is located in one of the buildings near the KLCC; i was quite pissed off. first of all, why need to create an un neccesary panic among the publics ? why need to create havocs by creating those much not needed roadblocks??? ceh… otak taruk lutu ka???

well, as i dont want to be liwat; i gerak awal from the office.after zohor i already on the move and without taking lunch.

suprisingly; all the roads were smooth. yeah, there were man in the unforms at certain places with their tables and boring looking face.but all in all; traffice was smooth.now its either the radio who were not updated or they were told to report the stupid jamns in order to deter people coming into the city !

And here i am; two hours early for the appointment !!!!!!

arghhhhhh.